New Years Eve 1966, Smart's Palace. The Smart Bros. Band take the stage fronted by Baby Neal and tear into two hours of soul, funk, and acrobatics. Using only his teeth, Leroy "Iron Jaw" Smart picks a guy up by his belt buckle and spins him around. They tear through "Lorraine," "I'm Not Ashamed," "I've Got A Funny Feeling, and "Barefoot Philly." There are ribs in the next room over, with Mama Smart behind the grill. You paid two dollars, with 50 cents going to a charity that may or may not be real.
Except you weren't there. You didn't live in Wichita, and you were more than likely not even born.
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